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Jungle-UrbanWarrior

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2 min read
Man so many thing have happened.

i have meet up with some fellow card magicians (how i hate the word magician) 2 of them to be exact. we are now a 4 man team. they also do parkour/free running so they are ninjas too.

yeah i do magic and stuff, and i perform in the streets, some of my friends where using there skills to get things for free today (why havent i thought of that). they would ask for a discount if they could impress the person etc. we do magic any where really. i been doing it for nearly 4 years so now i can tell if a person will say yes we asked to show them something.
i got asked perform at a big event at a club called the custard factory. they had three club room for it and closed up the street in between them.
through my groups networking one of them got a call from this place called symphony hall (they do plays and anything with that is done on a stage).
for the 1st thing. how the hell am i going to do stage magic?!!?? ok there is 4 of just and we can fill the time with jokes and fill time picking on the audience, but me have to be good or we may never get an other chance like this again. the 2 new dude have just started but are very talented (better than me at their stage). so i need to teach them a few things. also we will need some more material as we are teaching some our effect to the two new dudes.
this has to be done in two weeks as its on the 26th. thats another thing. they did not give us any warning or time. im also doing exams which will finish a week before the stage thing, so time not good. go an exam tomorrow.

been busy and working hard and its paying off but it kinda happening fast.

gonna go to the fringe. its a festival in edinburgh in scotland. its fully of street performers and stuff and im gonna perform therw hopefully, music not just cards.
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Moar

2 min read
I need more sugar to keep this sugar rush, i might drink lots off coffee.

I watch the shinning the other day and the crazy guy dude just reminded me of my dad in every way. when he was sane and quite messed up. If i see him I will tell him that, im sure he will not like that. This break from skool has been quite fun. Being free from the binding from skool i would of hoped to had more band practicing but i was stuck in nottingham. silly nottingham, but the weather was better there than it is here though. Its summer now so i can start pulling my cards out for the street once more so i can improve my performance.
My grandma is having a wedding soon but i dont think i will be going. the only reason i want to go is the food really cuz i know the food will be good. I dont want to go mostly cuz my dad will be there and i dont want him to have to pretend that he cares in front of his family. if i was to see him, i would rather see his sucky self.
I gots so much work to do but i feel i might get it all done, this is not a normal feeling. when do i complete anything? well hopefully this time is the time i do
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Meh

2 min read
i dont like how the snow teased me, snowing really heavily. the most snow falling i have ever seen for then for the rain to come to wash it away, the more days off skool the better. well i got a week off skool now anyway.

well im trying to create as much stuff as i can while for my portfolio for uni. i asked i guy what i need to put in it and i need vector art and 3d stuff. i dont know how to do 3d im not going to try. i have dont vector stuff before so thats what im gonna do right now but its time consuming.

i had my nephews at my house saturday. its the st time they have seen each other in 3 years so it was nice to seem together even if they both have no idea who each other where. the funny things is because we had some many kids in my house (i have 2 little brothers) the neighbor from across the road thought we have some kind of baby-sitting thing going on and came over to ask if we could look after her 8 month old baby. its only going to be 2 hours in the week day so my mom doesnt mind.

this week seems very busy. i have to go recording on friday because my teacher doesnt think my music video is good enough. i need to draw a hell lot to fill up 2 sketch book for 2 different art projects. fun.

im sure i have to send off my portfolio for one uni some time this week
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Im Not Dead

3 min read
Ha the title is a pun. yeah i know i dont do journals. its because when i do have stuff to post i cant get on the computer and by the time i have a forget what i wanted to say.
Also im not dead is what i had to be say to a lot of people cuz i got hit by a car the other day. i found the thing quite funny, not that its funny to get hit by a car. just the whole situation. i would like to say that im fine (i did more damage to the car, i dented it). i didnt see the car and i had been awake for 2 days (i walked out from a parked car). i heard a car horn and saww a car right in front of me, it was about the length of a ruler away from me. i had to use my ninja skill to dodge it or my head would of hit the front of the car. it just hit the end of my leg. i also a little spin to absorb the hit which works as my leg was fine when i woke up the next day.

what i would funny was that every time i turned around a person would as me "are you ok?". i would say yes turn and another person would appear. i dont know where these people came from but im sure that just wanted to find out what happened. so the ambulance came for me. this year the ambulance seems to keep coming for me. last time it was because i saw big robots ripping the roof of my house and try to pull me out of house. i had the flu and my temperature was high, so the heat did stuff to my brain. i even felt the house shake.

the guy from the ambulance just asked me if im ok i said yeah he let me go, but no i wasn't allowed to go as i tried to limp away they made me stay from the police to do a statement. i just didnt want to stand around in the cold anymore, it was long enough waiting for the ambulance. also i need to get too skool. my coursework is in for this friday and im not where near finish. also i get paid to go to skool (the uk rules).

when i did get to skool i was a bit late. as i went into lesson my teacher asked why i was late. when i late im truthful about it, the thing is each time im late the answer get more unbelievable. luck that people just believe me as its me and it what they expect. it got to the point that people will quiz me where i was in such a lesson.

on a final note i have started a band, we jsut need a drummer
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im bored

8 min read
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[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses/contacts.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles. [do birth marks count?]

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.( i dont really mind)
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[x] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do/did my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.(it happens every time i use glue)
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles


Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe. (i live there dont i?)
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (i was young)
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[x] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.(i could but i have never tried
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. (i got nothing to hide)
[ ] I watch the news. (i dont watch much tv)
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[ ] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[x] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair. (i have to so my hair is what it is)
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school. (i was going to but i was late and forgot)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun
[ ] I am in love with love
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
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