Ha the title is a pun. yeah i know i dont do journals. its because when i do have stuff to post i cant get on the computer and by the time i have a forget what i wanted to say.
Also im not dead is what i had to be say to a lot of people cuz i got hit by a car the other day. i found the thing quite funny, not that its funny to get hit by a car. just the whole situation. i would like to say that im fine (i did more damage to the car, i dented it). i didnt see the car and i had been awake for 2 days (i walked out from a parked car). i heard a car horn and saww a car right in front of me, it was about the length of a ruler away from me. i had to use my ninja skill to dodge it or my head would of hit the front of the car. it just hit the end of my leg. i also a little spin to absorb the hit which works as my leg was fine when i woke up the next day.
what i would funny was that every time i turned around a person would as me "are you ok?". i would say yes turn and another person would appear. i dont know where these people came from but im sure that just wanted to find out what happened. so the ambulance came for me. this year the ambulance seems to keep coming for me. last time it was because i saw big robots ripping the roof of my house and try to pull me out of house. i had the flu and my temperature was high, so the heat did stuff to my brain. i even felt the house shake.
the guy from the ambulance just asked me if im ok i said yeah he let me go, but no i wasn't allowed to go as i tried to limp away they made me stay from the police to do a statement. i just didnt want to stand around in the cold anymore, it was long enough waiting for the ambulance. also i need to get too skool. my coursework is in for this friday and im not where near finish. also i get paid to go to skool (the uk rules).
when i did get to skool i was a bit late. as i went into lesson my teacher asked why i was late. when i late im truthful about it, the thing is each time im late the answer get more unbelievable. luck that people just believe me as its me and it what they expect. it got to the point that people will quiz me where i was in such a lesson.
on a final note i have started a band, we jsut need a drummer